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100 LOL Funny Inspirational Quotes That Will Keep You Laughing

A smile a day keeps the doctor away. Funny inspirational sayings will motivate and encourage you and make you laugh at the end of the day. Also read inspirational proverbs, encouragement good morning motivational quotes and famous inspirational quotes to start your day on a good note. Also see words of wisdom for encouragement.

Put a smile on your face and encourage yourself with these 100 funny inspirational quotes. See also Words of encouragement on the site for yourself and your loved ones.

Funny Friday Inspirational Quotes

Friday is the best day of the week where the weekend starts and people want to rest or have fun. Wash away the stressful week with these funny Friday words of encouragement.

  1. “On Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.”— Nanea Hoffman

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  1. “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.”— Debasish Mridha
  2. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.”— Florence Welch
  3. “If you’ve got some news that you don’t want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon.”— David Gergen
  4. “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.”— Hanna Rhoades

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  1. “If you must have the motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.”— Noel Coward
  2. “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.”— D.S. Mixell
  3. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”— Rico
  4. “I know each day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday”– Unknown
  5. “I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.”— Unknown

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  1. “Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.”– Mark Twain

Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes

Are you looking for Thursday inspiring words to get you through the week? Well, we’ve got you with these funny inspirational quotes that will put a smile on your face.

  1. “Thursday is end day in weekend. Today you are so tired, will think about how your week was, and how will go on Thursday. With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything.” – Wayne Dyer
  2. “Thursday …Nothing more pleasurable than opening our eyes and realizing that every day, God gives us a chance to try again. Of not looking back. To love, smile and live!” – Unknown
  3. “I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.” – Unknown
  4. “Dear Thursday are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday today!” – Unknown

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  1. “Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.” – Unknown
  2. “Better days are just around the corner. They’re called Friday, Saturday and Sunday!”– Unknown
  3. “Thursday – you’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!– Anonymous
  4. “Today is Thursday, which means I will be working really hard today on everything that needs to get done before the end of the week. And by that I really mean that I’ll be on my computer looking up fun things to do this weekend!”– Anonymous
  5. “It’s Friday! Sorry… just practicing for tomorrow!– Unknown

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  1. “Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my “Woo hoo!” for Friday.-Unknown
  2. “It about time we rest shuu.”– Unknown

Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life And Happiness

Life does not have to be serious all the time. You need a good laugh to reduce stress and tension. Create an atmosphere of joy with these laugh; funny inspirational quotes.

  1. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
  2. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra 
  3. “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman

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  1. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
  2. “It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
  3. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire
  4. “When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris
  5. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

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  1. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
  2. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw
  3. “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”– Ann Landers

Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes

Celebrating a special day with your loved ones? Make it memorable with these funny expressions for celebrating birthday.

  1. “I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.”-Francis Bacon
  2. “It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.” –Author Unknown

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  1. “This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless.”– Catherine Pulsifer
  2. “Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.”– Catherine Pulsifer
  3. “Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!”– Kate Summers
  4. “Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”– C.E.M. Joad
  5. “You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.”– Irish Saying

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  1. “As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames.”– Chaka Khan
  2. “You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday.”– Catherine Pulsifer
  3. “It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.”– Brigitte Bardot
  4. “Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.”– Jarod Kintz
  5. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”Bob Hope

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  1. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.”– Bette Midler
  2. “Live your life and forget your age.”– Norman Vincent Peale

Work Funny Inspirational Quotes

Are you having a stressful day at work? Use these short funny inspirational quotes that will make your day.

  1. “Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.”– Leslie Nielsen
  2. “Greatness doesn’t come from taking a “lean back” approach to career planning. Get out in front of opportunity – and it will come to you.”– Jocelyn K. Glei
  3. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”– Edgar Bergen

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  1. “Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.”-The Office
  2. “His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.”-Arthur Baer
  3. “Lisa, if you do not like your job, you do not strike. You just go in every day and do it half-assed. That’s the American way.”-Homer Simpson
  4. “Failure is not an option… it comes bundled with the software.”-Unknown
  5. “It is a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it is a depression when you lose yours.”-Harry S. Truman

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  1. “The elevator to success is out of order. You will have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”-Joe Girard
  2. “Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”-Erma Bombeck
  3. “It is just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”-Muhammad Ali
  4. “Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.”-Unknown
  5. “What I do not like about the office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”-Phyllis Diller

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Funny Inspirational Cat Quotes

Cats make wonderful pets. Check out our list of funny inspirational cat quotes below. Enjoy!

  1. “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”-Terry Pratchett
  2. “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.”-Paula Poundstone
  3. “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”-Bill Dana
  4. “When Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.”-Seanan McGuire
  5. “Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”-Pam Brown

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  1. “Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”-Mason Cooley
  2. “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”-Mary Bly
  3. “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind.”-Cleveland Amory
  4. “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”-Hippolyte Taine
  5. “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”-Nafisa Joseph

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  1. “I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”-Steve Martin
  2. “No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.”-Leo Dworken
  3. “Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.”-Gary Smith
  4. “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”-Robert A. Heinlein
  5. “Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.”-W.L. George

 

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Funny Inspirational Quotes For Kids

Dealing with kids is not an easy Job. Use these funny inspirational quotes to bond with and cheer up your kids.

  1. “Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world—an assigned parking space.” — Gene Perret
  2. “School is a building which has four walls with tomorrow inside.” – Lon Watters
  3. “If you think your teachers are tough, wait ‘til you get a boss.” — Bill Gates
  4. “There’s more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.” — Walt Disney
  5. “Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.”— Edmund Burke

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  1. “School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.” — Winifred C. Marshal
  2. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss
  3. “I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.” — Lily Tomlin
  4. “A sense of curiosity is nature’s original school of education.” — Smiley Blanton
  5. “First day of school, make sure that you know your locker combination.” — Jordan Francis

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  1. “School is the easiest job you’ll ever have.” — Marty Klazmer

Funny Inspirational Quotes For Students

Need to inspire your students at school? Use these humorous quotes to hype them up.

  1. “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world”– Nelson Mandela
  2. “Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again.” – Joshua Chamberlain
  3. “Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income — which he then spends sending his son to college.” – Bill Vaughn
  4. “Colleges don’t make fools they only develop them.” – George Horace Lorimer

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  1. “You are the nerds who are going to make some serious bank, which is why I am here today…to marry the best-looking amongst you.” – Minday Kaling
  2. “Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.” – Clive James
  3. “80 percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.” –Unknown
  4. “A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.” –Craig Kilborn
  5. “I think, especially when you’re in college, each book that you’re reading tends to tell you who you are.”-Jeffrey Eugenides

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  1. “College isn’t the place to go for ideas.”-Helen Keller
  2. “One of the great mind destroyers of a college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.”– Unknown
  3. “I was a modest, good-humored boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.”-Max Beerbohm
  4. “There is no secret to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”-General Colin Powell
  5. “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”-Kurt Vonnegut

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